Would You Like Goo With That?
It also revealed these horrible regional variants and discontinued items that appear(ed) on McDonald's menus around the country and worldwide:
Featured a slice of pineapple instead of meat. Originally intended for Roman Catholics who were not allowed to eat meat on Fridays. It flopped when it was test-marketed in 1963.
Pocket sandwich available with various fillings. Horrible only for its name.
Pasta Zoo Happy Meal (Australia only)
10 Pasta pieces with Zoo Goo (Cheese), Italian sauce, pair of small plastic tongs, a toy, and a milk drink with a 'Sipaah' flavoured straw.
Also, here are some possibly racist international menu items, apparently created by pairing any sort of ethnic historic role with "burger:"
Maharaja Mac (India)
Samurai Pork Burger (Thailand)
Shogun Burger (Hong Kong)