Monday, May 15, 2006

Who Got The Keys To My BEEP?

Has anyone else heard the latest Pussycat Dolls song? The one with all the beeps? I think it might be called "Beep" or "The Beep Song," or something equally pragmatic ("Pop Song With Beeps Instead of Curse Words Sung by a Sorta Stripper"). The lyrics to the chorus go I don't give a BEEP if you're lookin' at my BEEP / 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're lookin' at my BEEP...etc.

Okay, here's the thing about this song. We all know she means "I don't give a fuck if you're looking at my tits." There's also the possibility she means "ass" or "ladyflower," even though the syllables aren't right on that last one. But the whole point of the song is that she's not actually saying either, and that the whole thing is a play on the beep, and then wil.i.am comes in and does some rapping that's all Black Eyed Peasy and redeeming (You got a real big heart but I'm looking at your BEEP...) and everyone feels good about hearing a clean dirty song, or a dirty clean song.

I think that if you're gonna do this, you should do the damn thing. My suggestions:

-Oh my god, is that BEEP? / That seriously smells like BEEP.

-I don't give a BEEP if you've been diagnosed with B.E.E.P. / I'll still let you BEEP me without a BEEPBEEP on...

-I don't give a BEEP if you stick it in my BEEP / Or you stick it in my BEEP or my BEEP or in my...BEEP?

-BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP hole BEEP BEEP BEEP / BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Lovitz.

2 Comments:

Anonymous stupidboy said...

There's a singer in Ireland who specialises in songs like that. But he uses old gaelic words that sound kinda like rude english words instead of beeps.
'Aon Focail Eile' was number one for 7 weeks here. And yes, he has a website! Google Richie Kavanagh. Or maybe don't.

5:06 AM  
Blogger katy said...

"My only words of wisdom are 'Radio Edit'"

At least the radio doesn't have to work on beeping anything out anymore.

9:05 AM  

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