Monday, February 13, 2006

In Which the Protagonist Encounters Hilary, Princess of Horses

That was mean. But I can say it because I love Hilary Duff's song "Wake Up" with a fervor that has long transcended irony. Not to mention sold the negligable amount of indie cred I ever had right down the river.

Brad and I ran into Hilary Duff at MisShapes last Saturday. She's actually very pretty in person. And well dressed. And her Good Charlotte boyfriend is equally cute.

I'm beginning to think they're engineering these kids in a lab somewhere. Infusing their amniotic fluid with lip gloss. Piping Now That's What I Call Music! Volume XXIVIVIIVICILIVMMIIII into their ganglia while they're still in Pyrex wombs.


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