Wednesday, February 08, 2006

IMing the Grammys, FIN

Kai: god i wish ll cool j would not lick his lips so much
Me: it makes me feel naked.
Me: and vulnerable.
Me: not in a sexy way.
Kai: it makes me want lip balm.

Me: jessye norman has the scariest neck
Kai: she used to be a turkey
Kai: the wonders of science!
Me: and now she sings opera.
Me: and Bush says human-animal hybrids should be stopped.

Kai: where did sheryl crow's boobs go?
Me: she digested them.

1 Comments:

Blogger katy said...

I missed the Grammy's, but at least I got the best-of. Brilliant!

8:52 AM  

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