Thursday, September 15, 2005

Variations on a Theme

Happy Birthday to me...
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday dear mee-eee...
Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to I...
Happy Birthday to I.
They've been drilling in my office all da-aaaay...
Next stop: Su-i-ciiiide.

Happy Birthday to me.
You live in a tree.
You look like a monkey.
Nothing's funnier than third grade song par-o-dy.

Happy Birthday to me.
I'm now twenty-three.
Because I'm a prime number...
I don't divide evenly.

Happy Birthday to me...
Happy Birthday to me.
And also Erin Dorrien and Ashley Abrams and Joshua Graa-aaaay,
And also Prince Harry.

Feliz cumpleanos a me...
Feliz cumpleanos a me.
I don't speak Spanish at all...
Babelfish told me what to say.

Happy Birthday to moi...
Happy Birthday to moi.
Let's drink and bang fellers
Like Blanche DuBois.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget Oliver Stone, Agatha Christie and William Howard Taft!

2:43 PM  
Blogger DMo said...

Now that the birthday is over, any apartment update? I am assuming that since it is the day after the curse, you've scored a 1,500-foot, rent-controlled loft adjacet a metro stop?

12:39 PM  

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