Thursday, March 24, 2005

You Say To-MAH-to, you Jerk.

Half-full

Fantastically classy sight seen this morning: crushed can of Colt 45 with a drinking straw sticking out of it. I wholeheartedly wanted there had been a hot pink lip print on the straw...but I cannot tell a lie.

Fantastically delicious food just consumed: apple-cinnamon oatmeal.

Fantastically ingenious invention: the speakerphone, as used in office teleconferencing. I thouroughly enjoy being on the phone and in a meeting without ever having to say a word.

Fantastically insane websites: This'un.

Fantastically great sentence (taken letter for weird letter) from the page sitting on the desk in front of me: "...on physical exam, she is obese and has a buffalo hump and moon facies."

Half-empty

Terribly empty things: my animal cracker box, still.

Terribly undeniable truths: today is Thursday, and not Friday as previously thought.

Terribly annoying circumstances: lack of any pens in the office supplies which results in taking pencil from the copious quantities available, which in turn produces the Nobel Prize-worthy discovery that the suspicious overabundance of pencils is directly correlated to the lack of a pencil sharpener anywhere in this office.

Terribly unfulfilling books: NP by Banana Yoshimoto.

Po-tay-to

It's time for lunch! I'm off the leash for a whole hour!

Po-tah-to

It's time for another can of microwave soup and stretching out the last thirty pages of a crummy book long enough to avoid discussing how much my job sucks and how bad the American version of The Office is going to be. Whoop-dee-friggin'-doo.

1 Comments:

Blogger Buckley said...

The only thing compounding my utter disbelief as to how extensive the list of spousal arguments are is how consistently hilarious they are. Just Incredible.

1:42 PM  

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